18-03-2008 14:15:35

Sexy blowjob in the bus

Well my loyal fans... I must tell you.. this week.. I've stooped to lowest of lows... even for the Dirty One's standards... and I must say.. that.... I... FUCKING LOVED IT!! I should've been doing shit like this for years now! Quick recap.. we were on the usual hunt for ass when we encountered Brigette walking home from a jewelry shop with a wedding band of some sort... but before she could tell us all the details... one of our great Miami vagabonds burst onto the scene with a stench worse than the carpet of the cum/ass/ pussy juice ridden Bang Bus carpet,
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18-03-2008 14:12:04

Sexy girls, in the bus

Well here we go... One Mo' Gain!!!!!! Sorry about that.. had to rep for all my Dirty South peeps... so yeah... what a firecracker we have for you this week I tell ya!! This french named Irish lass had the unfortunate oppurtunity to encounter me, Marc-hole, and Alex as we were on our way to pick up a friend of ours from a college baseball game... but this red headed broad was just too much of a dimwit for me to pass up on... so after meager negotiations,
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18-03-2008 14:09:48

Anal in the bus

I can't believe that I was a part of this caper... I mean... don't get me wrong.... nabbing broads off the street and broadcasting their sexcapades all over the world via the web is enough for me... I actually enjoy this shit... but wow... what Marcos did.. is ... FUCKING GREAT!!!! But yeah.. this chick Brynn (who the fuck names their kid that?!) is walking her dog down South Beach while she's on spring break... had to be a Canadian chick to bring a dog along her vacation, CLICK HERE AND SEE THE FREE TRAILER OF SEX NOW!

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18-03-2008 14:07:58

Sex hot in the bus

 
o check the scenario... PP, Marc-ho and I were trudging on our usual hunt for poontang.. and BAM! Angelina fell from the heavens onto our sights... she had to at least have fallen from the second floor and landed on her head.. she's not the brightest crayon in the box.. so yeah...after kicking our whole documentary bit to Angie.. and her revealing her aspirations of becoming a film star.. well... that pretty much said it all now didn't it.... she got in.. and it was on like Marc-ho and some twinks (not the pastry)! This chick's face is timeless, CLICK HERE AND SEE THE FREE TRAILER OF SEX NOW!
 

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18-03-2008 14:05:52

Big cocks in the bus

Well,well, well.. look at we've got here... a repeat offender... or should I say.. repeat offended? So PP and Gonz were nowhere to be found... but we had a chick on deck ready for the cock... how weird is this?!?!?! AND THAT'S WHERE IT BEGINS!!! So marc-ho and I ..more me actually.. came up with the great idea of picking up a local vagabond brother and convincing the chick that he was my fam... boy, CLICK HERE AND SEE THE FREE TRAILER OF SEX NOW!

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18-03-2008 14:03:35

moment in Bang Bus History

Yes.... yes indeed..... this marks a monumental moment in Bang Bus History!!! I know you guys are used to me saying this all the time.... BUT THIS IS ONE FOR THE FUCKING BOOKS!!!! So PP and Gonz were nowhere to be found...AGAIN... so I called up my trustee back up dong..Paul.. and we were off on yet another adventure! It was as simple as picking Daisy's... and wouldn't you know that's this weeks lucky contestant on The Wheels of Porkin'!!!! Daisy's barely 18 sexy self was wandering aimlessly thru Miami's mean streets, CLICK HERE AND SEE THE FREE TRAILER OF SEX NOW!

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18-03-2008 14:00:51

This bad girl was smokin' hot

So four and a half hours into the prowl ,I spot what appears to be a possible episode maker. A block and a half later ,I was sure. This bad girl was smokin' hot ,plus she could actually form complete sentences! Amazing! She even had that southern charm ,manners and accent that make many a man ,weak. Six minutes of Sanchez scrambling her brain like an egg in a blender ,a few benjees and poof ,she hoped right in, CLICK HERE AND SEE THE FREE TRAILER OF SEX NOW!

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18-03-2008 13:59:14

Celeste, great ass and nice tits

IT WAS CHAOS FROM THE GET GO!!! I've never been involved in such an altercation with Ugs and PP before... put it to you this way. this shoot almost didn't make it due to Ugly's uncanny ability to nearly kill us in car accidents... sheesh... It's all good tho.. Ugs more than made up for it by scooping up this GORGEOUS spaniard bee-itch named Celeste.. I'm guessing it was all of Ugs tatts.. great ass and nice tits.. but her shirt looked like a dish rag.. so I KNEW that this one was good to go... Finally,
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18-03-2008 13:57:26

big tits by the name of Simone

God knows what the fuck transpired between Ugs and Preston.. but the next thing I knew.. I was rollin' with Grand Master Pee Pee... gold fronts and all!! Guess Ugs took him to the hood and hung out with the brothers over the weekend.. fucking Ugly.. he lets PP gas himself up to the point that I just HAVE to bring him down.. first the gay mermaid tattoo and now this!?! can we say... identity crisis? Anyways... the next course of action was to find Presto a chick to match his new persona.. and what better way than a juicy assed black chick with a great set of natural big tits by the name of Simone, CLICK HERE AND SEE THE FREE TRAILER OF SEX NOW!

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18-03-2008 13:55:32

Dirtiest Sanchez this side of your girl's

You know.. one of the perpetual benefits of being the Dirtiest Sanchez this side of your girl's waist line is getting all my cohorts to go on with whatever mischevious ordeal I conjur up.... I mean how else would you explain me having PP dress up in his old high school attire? HA! I fucking love it! So after Presto threw on his old duds.. we were off.. Ugs making a wrong turn became the best thing he had done all day... that's when we hawked good ol' Rachel as she was staring at the ocean,
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18-03-2008 13:53:54

her to the porn gods

IT'S PP'S BIRTHDAY! At least I think it was.. anyways I went ahead and orchestrated a magnificent gala complete with Presto's favorite things... balloons and farm animals!!! It was a grand occasion only to be helped along with the chance encounter of Avilette... trust me.. I had to re-read that to make sure I typed the wrong fucking name... anyways.. This broad Avi was hanging out window shopping with her tongue hanging out.... I took that as an oppurtunity to not only bag me a latin woman with a great ass and tits and offer her to the porn gods, CLICK HERE AND SEE THE FREE TRAILER OF SEX NOW!

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18-03-2008 13:52:14

Big tits, in the bus

I know ya'll heard about the insanity that transpires here on sunny South Beach during Memorial Day weekend... thousands of humans jamming up the 3 main aves.... it's fucking nuts! Well.. in testimonial of the chaos.. Ugs was at the recieving end of a drunk driver's bumper.. haha! That fucker got his shits fucked..arm in the sling and all of that! So he finally came out of his groggy state to return to the helm of the Bang Bizzus!!! God I'm awesome! Anyways, CLICK HERE AND SEE THE FREE TRAILER OF SEX NOW!

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18-03-2008 13:49:50

there is no defeating the man

When will people learn that no matter what kind of shit Ugs gets himself into.. there is no defeating the man!!!! I mean c'mon.. the fucker got hit by a car a few weeks back right.. and PP thought he could take advantage of the medicated Ugly and challenged him to a drinking contest! Needless to say.. Ugs won and PP had to deal with us picking up the most ghetto fabulous broad we could get our hands on... And then there was Trinity, CLICK HERE AND SEE THE FREE TRAILER OF SEX NOW !

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18-03-2008 13:47:16

Party, in the bus

I don't think that I've tried this one out yet.. the whole bring a girl and a guy together to try and snag some pussy up from Miami's mean streets.... Stefanie and JT played the swinging couple role beautifully... sheesh.. I was almost convinced! After making a quick pit stop, your boy D. Sanchez strolled past Sandra sitting on the entrance of the hotel I soiled, CLICK HERE AND SEE THE FREE TRAILER OF SEX NOW!

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18-03-2008 13:42:57

Blowjob, the bus today

I knew it was a great idea to bring my clippers on the bus today... I figured it was time to give PP a nice buzz cut... maybe I should've mentioned the fact that those clippers had been used to trim pubes many a time... ehh.. no biggie... so yeah.. After the initial swipe... PP really couldn't stay mad.. what's he gonna do after that... glue it back on his head??? I even used that incident to my advantage when we came across Vanessa, CLICK HERE AND SEE THE FREE TRAILER OF SEX NOW!

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18-03-2008 13:41:15

"hiatus" from the Bang Bus

So Ugs decided to join us again this week after his overdue "hiatus" from the Bang Bus.. I swear to god that fucker can't keep his shit straight for longer than 20 minutes.... anyways... we brought along Alex with us this week to take part in our never ending quest to conquer and slay as much pussy as is humanly possible on Miami's mean streets... HA! So yeah... blah blah blah.. we came across Maria as we were scouring 8th street for potentials,
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18-03-2008 13:38:22

Miami's lesser known trailer parks

Well fellas.. we've decided to get a little festive for this week's antics... Ugs and I came across some leftover fireworks from the 4th... and decided what better way to make use of our find than right here on the fuckin' Bang Bus! Leave it to Ugs tho.. to start setting them off on the fucking dashboard and engulf the guts of the bus in smoke.. sheesh.. Never hand Ugly fireworks! So yeah.. in the midst of our travels.. we found ourselves in one of Miami's lesser known trailer parks choking on smoke, CLICK HERE AND SEE THE FREE TRAILER OF SEX NOW!

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18-03-2008 13:33:51

Sex porn in the bus

What the fuck have things come to as of late? I mean shit, I think us Bang Bros. need to look into some AA meetings... because this shit is getting out of hand! Check the scenario... After a night of wild drinking and partying.. this guy named Cliff that I supposedly know from some point in my past was next to me driving the Bang Bus.. how strange was that? I then proceeded to give Ugs a call to see where the fuck he was and he tells me he fell asleep somewhere on the beach and for us to go pick him up, CLICK HERE AND SEE THE FREE TRAILER OF SEX NOW!

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18-03-2008 13:32:09

Alex, movie star look

I have no idea what kind of screening process we're going thru these days with the selection of male counterparts we're bringing along on the Bizzang Bus.. but I do know that we have GOT to get a different system in here... Ugly brings me this guy named Otter.. that's right... OTTER! Apparently they linked up at some bar and Ugs promised him a seat on the rolling thunder... sheesh.. what Ugs'll do to cover a bar tab! YADA YADA YADA... Otter had this whole movie star look thing going on... I guess, CLICK HERE AND SEE THE FREE TRAILER OF SEX NOW!

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18-03-2008 13:30:06

Kayla, partment buildings

Once again it's on!!! The Good Ol' boys are back! It's been a while since we've had the PP on board for one of our capers... and it was goo..yeah.. right.... so anyways... On our travels... we came across Kayla's barely 18 self sitting on the steps of some apartment buildings... she was waiting for her landlord... dizzy broad got locked out or something.. I'm sure she told me but you know how that goes.... so yeah... she needed a lift to work.. that's what it was.. so after I found out her story... i tightened up the screws and laid the verbal smacketh down,
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